This is the way. I used to do a shot as soon as I got this text.
Phoenixpizzaiolo21
😂
Chefboyarleezy
You come off very rude
Markhardt
In the military, particularly in the army, commanding officers are notorious for ordering guys on off-shift to cover shifts. You can’t say no unless you aren’t fit for the shift, ie: you’ve been drinking. So guys typically keep a bottle at the door of their room so if their CO comes knocking they just take a swig and say “sorry sir, been drinking”
Younggryan42
I’m like yep. I can do whatever I want on my day off. Leave me alone.
Intelligent-Luck8747
You guys were answering your boss???
I would turn my phone on silent on my days off.
Come back to my shift and the manager asked me why I didn’t pick up and I would shrug and say “I didn’t hear my phone ring”
uber-judge
It’s called brunch. You drink while you do it.
HolyDarkDeath
Who said I stopped? It’s still yesterday.
Ilcorvomuerto666
Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning
acciochef
I (barely) remember those days.
2 years sober as of last November now.
Dizzy_Guest8351
Yes, I’ve been on it for 5 hours. Cocktails at 5:00 is normal, isn’t it?
NotAldermach
“Since 6 a.m..”
SpiceWeasel-Bam
…
Sorry, I meant still.
HurricaneAlpha
Sun’s out, boss.
itwillmakesenselater
Is it 10 already?
Itonlymatters2us
How else am I supposed to tell you no? If I’ve started drinking, I can’t come in, right? 🤷🏽
Quarantined_foodie
This reminds me of something my sister told me. She’s a nurse, and she said it was quite common to have a beer or a glass of wine just after work, just so that if you were asked to come back, you could say “I would, but I just had a glass of wine..”
Jan_Rainbowheart
I don’t know why people even respond. If I’m not on the clock then whatever it is is not my problem.
soukaixiii
yesteroday has been a wild day boss, is not early is really late. (yesterday+today)
Jackie_Rabbit
“Its kinda like a brunch at a family event” is a blank check to get fucked up any day at any time
LakesideHerbology
Legit happened to me today…except it was 9am. Bitch, the schedule says I’m off today, I planned accordingly.
MoeSzyslakMonobrow
Yup. In my line of work that’s called a safety beer.
TheMillennialDiaries
If my boss hits me up on Snapchat, I know it’s not actually urgent (and even if it is, it’s my day off. The lack of coverage is not a me problem)
MountainMantologist
mildOrWILD65
Not in the food service industry. I live on the East Coast. Whenever that happens, I’m always out-of-state, lol!
DangleBob91
Did this once to my boss and just sent him a video of me making mimosas and cocktails with a clock behind me (he didn’t need to know it was an older video)
Zerozayo
Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning
28 Comments
Classic.
This is the way. I used to do a shot as soon as I got this text.
😂
You come off very rude
In the military, particularly in the army, commanding officers are notorious for ordering guys on off-shift to cover shifts. You can’t say no unless you aren’t fit for the shift, ie: you’ve been drinking. So guys typically keep a bottle at the door of their room so if their CO comes knocking they just take a swig and say “sorry sir, been drinking”
I’m like yep. I can do whatever I want on my day off. Leave me alone.
You guys were answering your boss???
I would turn my phone on silent on my days off.
Come back to my shift and the manager asked me why I didn’t pick up and I would shrug and say “I didn’t hear my phone ring”
It’s called brunch. You drink while you do it.
Who said I stopped? It’s still yesterday.
Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning
I (barely) remember those days.
2 years sober as of last November now.
Yes, I’ve been on it for 5 hours. Cocktails at 5:00 is normal, isn’t it?
“Since 6 a.m..”
…
Sorry, I meant still.
Sun’s out, boss.
Is it 10 already?
How else am I supposed to tell you no? If I’ve started drinking, I can’t come in, right? 🤷🏽
This reminds me of something my sister told me. She’s a nurse, and she said it was quite common to have a beer or a glass of wine just after work, just so that if you were asked to come back, you could say “I would, but I just had a glass of wine..”
I don’t know why people even respond. If I’m not on the clock then whatever it is is not my problem.
yesteroday has been a wild day boss, is not early is really late. (yesterday+today)
“Its kinda like a brunch at a family event” is a blank check to get fucked up any day at any time
Legit happened to me today…except it was 9am. Bitch, the schedule says I’m off today, I planned accordingly.
Yup. In my line of work that’s called a safety beer.
If my boss hits me up on Snapchat, I know it’s not actually urgent (and even if it is, it’s my day off. The lack of coverage is not a me problem)
Not in the food service industry. I live on the East Coast. Whenever that happens, I’m always out-of-state, lol!
Did this once to my boss and just sent him a video of me making mimosas and cocktails with a clock behind me (he didn’t need to know it was an older video)
Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning